The Dan Family Incident
A blast from Bogg's past
Bogg’s favourite child got kidnapped! With the help of his AA group and the overworked Oakley Dann, he was able to scrape together the money.
Upon going to the ransom drop site, Bogg realized the kidnapper was his ex-wife, and the ransom was back owed child support. After a brief fight, Bogg was tragically humiliated. It was so severe, the party watched in shock as he shriveled up into a mummified husk, while Bogg jr suddenly bulked up, becoming adult sized and looking like a slightly better looking version of Bogg Sr. Turning to his mother, he grabbed the bag of money, proclaiming he did a lot to earn it, and ran off into the crowd. And so we now know: Bogg Dan was always an unavoidable, immutable force of nature.