19 Alturiak 1491
Fun Facts:
- Cereen is no longer a virgin due to a certain Blue Eyes
- Falcyon cannot reach his buttock-scales in his morning scrub-up
- Vanniya will be married off by her father one day
- Nathaniel has compulsive mending disorder and will cast it every morning for spotless plate
- Blue Eyes wants to be a part of everything, for if not FOMO happens
- The DM gained a level due to endless swine hacking on Roll20 this week
On this day our party is resting on the shores of this pirate island, chilling in the sun, when a large bladed beast emerges from the fishy waters. They seem to be swaying and slowly walking to the throne room. And in this room suddenly another large fish monster and a quite sexy female fishy-squishy appear. Instant rage seems to enter these last two upon seeing their holy breeding ground desecrated by a dirty elf. Battle ensues and they concentrate their attacks heavily on the filthy pointy eared being walking in their temple. Down on the beach the religious trance is broken and it’s fishy business with blades and a lot of biting in the air. On the beach it’s sushi time in a jiffy and none get hurt. How different it goes in the throne room where Vannniya gets paralyzed and beaten up by the lord Baron Fish himself and speared by his minion. As always, Falcion saves the day and fires ye old elemental and smoke grilled the meat on this bad boy. After giving serious thought about surrendering to these adventurers the Baron burns in a fiery haze before he can utter his last words in his fishy language.
The caves are searched by Nathaniel “True Sight” Malorn. And after many many attemps and insightful tips from mr. Malorn thrones, altars and fish are smashed with Centaur-fire-elemental rage. In the cavern-of-fishy-erotica the loot is finally found in a closed chest which reads: “Thou who knows not how to open this wooden lid might want to tryeth again after a wondrous drink.” Nathaniel is witty enough to know that this chest can only be opened by beering it up. You all found loot.
Back on the ship and sailing for long lost love Blue Eyes builds a party larger than he imagined and Cereen enjoys this music with the very charming captain. Dancing under the starry night and getting touched in tender spots and kissed on soft lips. But, always the lady, she declines dick and sleeps alone.