600lbs, blue, 2ft tall, and the resident sex appeal of Celestial Being. While easily identifiable by his chain mail armor fashioned with religious regalia, if you are brave enough to get on his eye level, you may notice he has a quite unique set of irises. His left eye is a standard baby blue but his right is not so standard. His right eye sports a bright yellow iris inlaid with the crest of Gruumsh that he claims holds an ancient power ;). As one of the founding Lemonade Meisters, JC2 holds the team together with his can-do attitude and contagious charity. You can often hear the team cheering his name as he saves the day: “JC2! JC2! JC2!”.

JC2 has never been seen outside of his armor so it is unknown what he truly looks like. Sources (JC2) say he is absolutely shredded underneath however this is still under investigation.

Disclaimer: Is schizophrenic

Likes:
-Money
-Gruumsh
-Lemons
-People who like Gruumsh

Dislikes:
-Heretics
-People who don’t like Gruumsh
-Milk
-Big Matt

Gruumshianity Conversion Status:

Tempus: Identity Breakdown Stage
Milo: Unwilling to See The Truth
Ur: Conversion Nearly Complete
Edgar: Converted

Percentage of World Population that are Converted:

Bruce is Dead