A dilapidated building with peeling paint situated across the street from McBeal Alley. Home to approximately 30 or so orphaned children, the parents of whom were almost exclusively adventurers who did not return. The orphanage has little in the way of toys, fun is not a regular part of the children’s lives, and supervision is relatively limited, such that several days can pass before the absence of a specific child is noticed. Children perform work such as tending the front door, collecting firewood, and more. Adult employees include:

• Headmaster Garrin Ashcopse
• Nurse Sally Sparrow
• Chef Angelo Boyardee

The orphanage is funded in part by the city of Gosterwick, with the amount of those funds based on the number of orphans.