Glenn Close

Dad Rock Cover Band Dad / Bard

Overview

Glenn describes himself as a dad rock cover band sort of dad. Personality wise, Glenn is very laid back and chill. He’s a stoner through and through, prone to recounting wild stories from his touring days. He’s experienced with drugs and binge drinking, perpetually a party person. Glenn is always down for a good time. That relaxed attitude extends to Glenn’s parenting. He shares joints with his son, Nick, and the two of them often comment on how un-chill other dads and sons can be. His relationship with his son is far closer to that of a friend than a father-son.

In addition to being a drug dealer, Glenn is the leader of a dad rock cover band titled the Glenn Close Trio.

Glenn has always wanted to go on a sort of Iron Maiden adventure. When the Doodlers realize they need to retrieve the Battle Ax of Hatred to save his son, he is immediately on board.

Familial Relationships

Nicholas “Nick” Close, son

History

Dad Facts

The Glenn Close Trio once played a side stage at Bonaroo in 1997.
Glenn is bummed out that his Wonderwall rendition didn’t win over the Lance.
Glenn plays a guitar of indeterminate brand and origin. He plays an acoustic.
Glenn is the lead singer for Dissonant Whispers (presumedly an alternative name for the Glenn Close Trio.)
Glenn is a skeptic about the moon landing.
Glenn frequently misuses and uses the wrong accent for British slang.
Glenn knows Japanese because he took a ton of DuoLingo courses in preparation for the Glenn Close Trio’s gig in Budokan. Unfortunately, the show got canceled because no one really cares about the Glenn Close Trio in Japan.
Despite his rock and roll reputation, Glenn has done a total of $15 of damage to a hotel. The fee was charged when he stole a very nice wine bottle opener from a nice hotel.
Glenn is a graduate of UTI – the University of Texas International.