27 January 857

Lynryc Reservoir

Friday

We wake up in the morning(feeling like P-Diddy). We follow the river east along the forest line. We hears some signs of life. Zieg sees a fucking squirrel chomping on a nut. He says that’s a good fucking nut. Zieg says something and says who the fuck is that. And points out his assertiveness. The rest of the group is just starring as this conversation occurs. The squirrel notes that the animals don’t drink out of the reservoir and says there’s a weird juju in it. The good stuff Is up the mountain. Barr bribes the squirrel with nuts to bring us to where the good stuff is. Barr gives him an acorn and holds the walnut until he brings us to the good stuff. The squirrel appears to lead some other squirrels in a mafia like business of nuts. We found out the name of the squirrel in Mac Andrew from the macadamia clan. We see clean water rolling down the water. We make him drink the water to prove it is safe. Mac looks like the squirrel from ice age. Barr tosses the walnut in the air and pretends to eat it. He instead catches it and hands it toward him. Mac shits himself. We say we may need his army of squirrels in the future and he says we better bring macadamia nuts next time. We start following the water down towards the big water. We see coming down the mountain another stream going down into the other stream and it seems like some murky droplets are mixing with the fresh water. Zieg casts detect poison and disease, but detects nothing coming from the secondary trickle source but getting a hot ping from the reservoirs like a hot steaming shit after a taco bell binge. The trickle is coming from underground. We start digging and the trickle turns into kind of like a stream and some of the goopy water gets on Daemos and he washes it off in the clean water. Barr pulls off his tail to show that it was a butt plug and reveals that he had lost his actual in the past. He takes the butt plug and sticks it in the goopy hole to plug it up. He buries the butt plug to avoid any curious minds from pulling it out. Barr notices this substance looks familiar and Mingo pulls out a vial of oil and notices it’s the same.

Split Party

Daemos, Barr and Mingo go back to town while Zieg and Otis go to the reservoir to begin to attempt to purify it. Zieg casts purify and is very slowly trying to purify the water making very little progress of the whole reservoir. Ru’nam Dry is the bar hand at a local pub that Daemos and Barr approach. They approach the bar hand and try to buy some empty barrels. The bar hand asks if we are with the other person that looks like Daemos buying the empty barrels. We begin to negotiate with Ru’nam to buy additional empty barrels. Barr makes a deal with Ru’nam to get 3 barrels as long as we bring back one barrel with clean water. He gives us a couple of hoses and couplers along with it. Zieg and Otis notice a disturbance in the water. Otis flies up in the air while Zieg casts another ritual to try and see what is in the water. He sees some weird creature in the water the size of “large”

Reservoir

2pm Daemos, Mingo and Barr return to the reservoir. They take the barrels and set up a rig for the oil to drip into the barrels. We do the maths it will take about 24 days to fill both barrels. Zieg and Otis continue the their shenanigans trying to identify the creature in the reservoir. The creature is resistant to cold, fire, lightning and non-magical BPS. Daemos yells to Otis to prep the harpoon and Otis yells Yes sir back and salutes Daemos. Zieg preps another ritual to draw the creature out. As it pops out Otis shoots the creature with the harpoon and hits it with a 20. It deals 20 damage and exclaims “Leave my lair bitches in our minds”

IT splashes out of the water real quick

Start Combat

End 1/17 Session
No xp

Lynryc Reservoir Battle

1/22 Session Begins

1st turn

Daemos moves into the water and makes a constitution saving throw of 16 and he takes 10 damage and is poisoned. He holds his action to either throw Mingo or catch and shoot the harpoon

Mingo repels the poison effect rolled 23 and chooses NOT to be throw(lame) he feels himself become one with the ick and is immune from the filth for 24 hours. Mingo uses detect thoughts as he feels it tickle his taint. The creature rolls a nat one on the save and you hear him thinking in his head in a slithery voice. Ah yes these fools cannot prevent me from absorbing the raw arcane magic juice(What I refer to it as) that is poured into this body of water. I traveled all the way from the abyss to wreak havoc on these people and follow the legend of that filth they call Rayne. Now imbued and bolstered with this magic amplifying juicy stuff my corruption will take over this town solely for the sake of slaughter. My plan is foolproof they will never know… nobody will ever know. Mingo uses his bonus action to telepathically speak to the creature and say “oh they’ll know”. The Creature fails a wisdom saving throw and now all attacks made on him are at advantage.

Barr rolls 17 and fails and Ryan says it’s a 18 to pass. He takes 17 poison damage and is poisoned for 1 minute. Barr swims up to the creature and rolls a 19 to hit and smacks him between the eyes. He hits for 10 and 3 damage. The creature passes a con saving throw. He attacks again and misses with a 17.

Otis is going to attack with commanding strike on Barr and Barr misses his strike. Otis strikes with his other attack and hits with a 20 something and deals 5 damage.

Creature says “hi Barr” and Barr says “hi fish dick”. He is going to attempt to bite Barr and misses with an 11. He swings his claw and hits with a 21 and misses a second claw attack with a 13. He deals 14 damage to Barr with his one hit. He is then going to magically shoot a spout of water at Otis. Otis fails the save and takes 23 acid damage and he is going to pull him directly next to him. And uhhh that is.. That is it. Otis makes a con save and rolls a 18…… or a 3 and is poisoned and takes 9 damage.

Zieg… Is edging. Zieg is going to cast scorching ray and misses first with 13 and hits with a 19 and misses his third with a 13. He will take 4 fire not 2 because he is adept

Turn 2

Daemos uses his dash action to move behind Otis.

Mingo moves up to the creature and hits with both attacks. He adds divine smite to his 24 damage for a total of 35 damage. Mingo gives him a good little fucking and he moans sexually.

Barr has had enough of him hurting his friends and kamehamehas him with his sword after moving into a flanking position. He swings and hits with a 23 and swings again missing with a solid 4. He is going to add a giant fire strike and deals a total of 11 damage. He is going to attempt to claw his eyes and hits dealing an additional 3 damage.

A total of 91 damage has been dealt.

Otis is going to use his bonus action to retract his harpoon and then shoot him point blank. But misses. He attacks again but with his bow and misses with a hot 1.

This thing is going to bite Barr for 35 piercing damage. He then claws at Barr and misses. Barr ripostes and nothing happens. He swings at Mingo and also misses. And for fun he going to use his spout attack on Daemos dealing 23 damage and pulls him next to him.

Zieg is going to cast aura of vitality. He is going to heal Otis for 10 health.

Turn 3

Daemos attacks 4 times and misses with all 4…….solid showing from Daemos today

Mingo swings away and hits with a 25 and 26. dealing 13, 14 and a divine smite of 10…. Mingo actually having a solid showing

Barr is straight rollin’ and hits with a 25 like a nice pair of tits and the 10 misses. He deals 11 and 3 damage. Barr misses his claw attack, but then action surges. He swings his trident twice and hits with both. He deals 13 and 25 damage. The creature is now bloodied

Otis uses his bonus action to suck his harpoon up. He shoots the harpoon and deals 19 damage. The harpoon is now lodged into the creature. Otis has a question and Ryan has to be honest if he tries to pull him and move him out of range do allies get an opportunity attack. The answer is no. Otis misses with his second attack.

First attack Barr, second attack Daemos, third attack Barr. First attack Barr misses and Barr ripostes, second attack crits Daemos for 38 damage, his third attack hits Barr. The water attack hits Otis for 21 acid damage.

Zieg throws his fire spirit and it deals 3 fire damage. He heals Barr for 6 health.

Turn 4

Daemos attacks twice hitting once for 4 damage and uses second wind to heal for an additional 12 health… contributing

Mingo swims over to Daemos and lays hands on him to heal for another 15ish health(I don’t remember the total)

Barr swings twice and hits with both. And uses giant fire strike, He deals 6 regular damage and 2 fire damage and 10 more regular damage. He is then going to claw that bitch. He hits him for 3 more damage. Barr is going to use second wind to heal for 11 health.

Otis is going to cast cure wounds on himself and nice for a total of 4 health. He is then going to use his bonus action to retrieve the harpoon.

Big boy is going to attack Otis, then Otis again and then Barr. He misses his first attack on Otis. Daemos uses his reaction to attack and misses. He misses his second attack on Otis. And Barr saves his last attack only taking 9 damage.

Zieg using scorching hits with 2 of the attacks dealing a total of 26 fire damage. He then is going to heal Barr for 9 health. His spirit then attacks and hits for 5 damage.

Turn 5

Daemos attacks twice and misses continuing his streak of superior skills

Mingo swings and hits with a 26 and 23. He deals 13 and 14 and adds a level 2 divine smite adding another 21 damage. He is going to stare at the green emerald in his sword and slices the creature chest to beak. And black shadow tendrils lash out and dissipate.

Mingo will heal the poison for all of us. Otis takes a vial of gross water. Ryan’s balls are stuck to his leg. Barr picks a pristine looking tooth out of the water leftover from its ass kicking. We take a short rest and head back to the village and meet with someone in charge. They hand us a potion of supreme healing. Which Mingo hands to Otis. We take a long rest.