14 February 857

Fireside

Barr and Mingo negotiate coliseum time to Saturday night showdown and agree to a 15% split of excess winnings. Mingo and Barr get tell’em all and inda rere to spread word of the time change. Mingo is also getting some of the college girls to be cheerleaders on the sidelines.

10/2 Session

Prime Time Fight Pits

Saturday Afternoon

Corunite Keep
Tossy was the most reared of all and being reared last night. The group is all back to full health and spirits after a few days off. Barr and Mingo share that they have arranged a late night fight pits session. Barr shares that they completed the task of the order of the one and 150 gold and grabbed some supplies for the keep. Barr, Zieg and Violi go to check in on the status of their items on Silas. He is leaned over working on his work muttering. He looks fucked up pale and not great. He nod to Violi and holds up a weapon and it is a thing of beauty. A sword that has a red bandaged hilt and a minesweeper style pummel and fire gems encrusted into it, a red energy comes from it. Sila takes it and snaps the blade from the hilt revealing a dragon like whip. He hands it to Violi and turns to Barr and says almost. Barr says you can take a minute as long as we get it before the fight pits. He says ok and continues to work. Zieg makes him some tea and tells him to take a break and he just continues to work. Barr again tells him to rest and he sighs and lays like a pencil in his bed 10 feet to the side. Zieg tells the twins to keep an eye on him.

The group goes to check on Alice and she’s in with Abel and we watch as he has a long bristled handheld paintbrush with a Petri dish looking thing like a quartz Petri dish and brushing it onto different parts of Alice’s body. She appears to be more mentally aware, but her body is still recovering. Barr asks how she’s feeling and she nods pointing to a few parts of her body still clearly effected, and showing she is still on the urge to sleep. She writes down a note hands it to Barr that says hijitsu berries and she goes to rest. We go visit Delmira and pick up Mingo’s weapon and she thanks us for the opportunity.

Rethal
Arrive around 1pm. The fight pits are set around 7pm . We roll up on a shop with a wooden horse and a guy banging on some metal. The second store we notice is a family of 3 or 4 gnomes and behind them is a giant portable metal vault. One is coming out of the vault and getting ready to close it with canned goods and shitty weapons. Violi goes and talks to the gnomes and asks them about how they are preparing for the end times. They now have a new goal of preparing for 10,000 years. They do so by trading services like fixing broken things. Barr gives Tossy 3 gold so he can visit the horseshoe vendor. Bobby Bushae says its 4 gold for 2 sets of horseshoes for the mules. Barr purchases a set of jade horseshoes for the mules. Tossy is being shady and says he doesn’t have the 3 gold Barr gave him.

Head over to the max guild open the door and a cold breeze, no Underta. We go to the estate and call for her and Underta says she doesn’t want to be in the max guild becasue she doesn’t feel comfortable there. Barr asks how the Molly Maids service is going. She says good except we lost the main recruit. She has a new girl training with her though, Inyis. Mingo asked if she’s noticed anything strange next door. Inyis comes out and she is a Tiefling with green hair. Mingo asked Underta to keep an eye on the comings and goings next door. Barr asks Inyis to talk to her “network to promote the fight pits.

GO to the west gate and see 2 guards not dick and harry, Barr gives them a gold to promote to the people as they come in as well as the guard buddies. Violi walks around casting a silent image saying they is a night fight at 7pm in the fight pits. Go to the veggie tales and tell the story of the crusades will be on at 7pm at the coliseum

6pm Coliseum

Create entrance music and images for each of the Furries. Violi looks for the veggies tales and sees them recruiting people to their cause. It’s a packed house and people are going nuts cheering. A few people die from epileptic attacks which is normal at the fight pits. People continue to play raining blood Tossy’s theme song. Announcer talks about Tossy as he rips his shirt off and cums. Magical darkness fills the arena. Violi sees wizards making incantations and goblins pulling chains. And see a large creature chained and as skeletal quadralapid and a shadown creature in back. The announcer gets the crowd hyped and titties are out.

Turn 1
Mingo
Jumps over the viewing dome dragging his nuts across the top and attacks the giant nightwalker but takes 23 necrotic damage before he can swing his sword.

Violi and Zieg
Violi cast mirror image and places his hexblade curse on the small dude. Zieg cast ivestiture of ice on himself and moves away.

Little skelly guy
Moves up to violi and attacks 3 times. He hits onces dealing 4 slashing damage. Violi uses a reaction to casue one of the 3 attacks to miss

Tossy
Casts mental prison on the whip guy whos saves, but still deals 35 psychic damage.

Barr
Barr hits skull dude 3 times with an attack and deals a bunch of damage but fire damage did none

Big dick
Swings at Mingo and hits him for 18 necrotic damage. He looks over at Barr and raises his finger and deals 44 damage making Barr frightened and paralyzed

Whipping boy
Flies over to Zieg and deals 23 damage with his sword and then cracks his whip dealing 13

Turn 2
Mingo takes 15 necrotic damage and then uses inlfict wounds and hits with a 19 but the necrotic damage is absorbed as mingos eyes turn black.

Violi and Zieg
Violi swings his sword twice at the skull dude dealing 39 damage and 17 damage. Zieg casts cone of ice and takes 8 cold damage and his speed is reduced to half.

Skull face
Attacks Violi but hits his mirror image and misses Barr with a tail attack.

Tossy
Casts chain lightning and deals 22 lightnigh damge to skull face and 22 to the big dick dues to resistance.

Big dick dangels
Deals a bunch of damage to Barr and then attacks Mingo, but misses. He also deals 18 damage to Tossy

Flaming Cheeto
Zieg takes 4 fire damage. He then slashes at Zieg dealing 19 total damage breaking ziegs concentration. He attacks again dealing 16 total damage to Zieg

Turn 3
Mingo
Takes 26 necrotic damage for existing. Mingo healed for 30

Violi and Zieg
Violi attacks twice with his sword on the skull face killing him. Zieg moves up towards Barr and casts mass cure woulnds helaing 18 health to all allies minus Tossy

Tossy
Is going to erkem and jerkem with his staff dealing 13 damage

Barr
Attacks 3 times hitting all 3 deals a bunch of damage the nig dick is resistance to fire. Barr added a searing ignition blinding him. Barr action surges and hits an additional 3 times

Big dick
swings at Barr then Mingo, he misses Barr then misses Mingo

Whipping Boy
Hits Mingo for 24 damage with his sword and then 20 damage with his whip.

Turn 4

End Session

10/9 Session

Prime Time Cont.

Turn 4

Mingo
Does 34 damage total to big dude and he is bloodied

Zieg and Violi
Zieg casts an aura negting necrotic damage and Violi hits big boi twice with his sword and add a useless hex spell as a bonus action

Tossy
Uses frost bolt and crits dealing 23 but he takes 11 damage dues to resistance to cold

Barr
Take some necrotic damage and then attacks the big guy hitting him 3 times. Adding a couple fire strikes and a lightning strike as well as a claw attack

Pickle Fucker
Swings at Zieg dealing 23 necrotic damage but halved to 11 damage. He breaks zieg’s concentration he lifts him from the ground staring him into his eyes sucking his life force from him and drops his lifeless body to the ground.

Whipping boi
Attacks mingo for 12 damage and as his long sword cackles it deals 11 damage downing Mingo. He then turns to Violi and hits one the mirror images.

Turn 5
Passes one death save and takes a fail

Violi
Strikes twice with his sword, the first slicing his achilles making him fall to one knee and stabbing him in the anus killing hi him

Tossy
Is going to drop a Thunderous ball on whipping boi. Dealing full damage.

Barr
Hits with 3 strikes finds out whipping boi is immune to fire damage

Whipping boi
He deals some fire damage to Violi and Barr. Then attacks Barr missing the first attack and hitting the second with his Whip.

Turn 6

Mingo
Passed his death save

Violi
Moves his hex to whipping boi. Attacks twice. Hits the first and misses the second.

Tossy
Misses his bolt attaack

Barr
Attacks 3 times misses with one and hits with two critting one. Resistance to lightning. Barr uses a daunting roar to attempt to frighten whipping boi but he fails

Whipping Boi
Swings at Barr hitting him and downing him and turns to Violi and hits him for

Turn 7
Mingo Fails death Save

Violi
Hits with one of three eldritch blasts

Tossy
Misses his fire bolt

Barr
Passes his Death save

Turn 8

Mingo
Dies

Violi
Hits with one eldritch blast

Barr
Fails a death save

Whipping boi
Burns violi downing him and killing Barr. He flies over to Tossy and hits him a bunch

Turn 9

Violi
Fails death save

Tossy
Casts intervate deals some necro damage

Whiping boi
Keeps attack Tossy

Turn 10

Violi
Saves

Tossy Passes

Whipping boi kills

Timer shows up and and no one in the party notices, a circle of white worhipping peopleepopel start chanting jesus chants. The timer continues to go down and at 1 it stops as it appears someone cast time stop as everyone looks around with their eyes. A small little light begins to beam on their chest as everyone begings to sing this little light of mine im going tto let it shine. We all huahhhh into the air and come back to life. Everybody looks up in the air and sees a figure as “Jesus Christ is here”. The announceer unaware of this happening finishing his count says OMG as the heroes rise again

Turn 11

Mingo
Kills him

Whipping boi explodes and kills mingo

The dome comes down as the fight ends.

XP 8,666

End 10/9 Session

10/16 session

Mingo’s Shady

Rethal

The group heads over to the consiers to collect their reward and the man says aha yes and bends over to pick it up. He takes a while to come back up and eventually Barr reaches over to lift him. He is heavier than expected and hadns us a bag of gold of 437 gold. Milly and Inda walk by and Mingo tosses them a couple gold intentionally having it fall short so they have to bend over and show off a lot of tit.

Corrunite

The group returns to the keep and gos to bed for the night

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